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I Can Build Anything - There’s a ghost named Poppa living in my basement. He was a handyman, with a fix it shop walking distance from the house. I stand where he stood, building canvases for my portraits. When I die, I will most likely haunt this house. Before I cross the threshold, I’d like to finish a few things. Here’s a bucket list. Finished my paintings, draw enough emojis to put in an app, publish my book.

Joe Gets his Tee Shirt and Print

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February 12, 2019

Levi Drop | Joe Gets his Tee Shirt and Print

What if I sent you a shirt?

It tickles me when people use my art, so I sent Joe a T-shirt with his noggin' on it. Now, he can wear his face on his chest. What a conversation starter.

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