Steven Briggs is Funny

Steven Briggs

Steven is funny.

My very funny friend Steven Briggs dropped by to have me take some new press photos for him. He's a stand up comedian who tells me crazy stories about his random gigs. I write dumb jokes for him every once in a while, which he doesn't use, but I persist, nonetheless.

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